A little love bite from my little friend

It was a usual day at work on the 14th January 2008. I've been working at site in Bribie Island - approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes drive North of Brisbane (if you drive according to the speed limit).

Like usual, I checked my emails and started organizing my work of the day. I was working on marking up drawings to As Constructed status so I would need to find the relevant drawings and make copies of them.

While looking through the drawings folder, I felt a kiss on my neck. She gave me a love bite and it happened so fast I couldn't see where had gone right after.

I'm still stunned.

This is too intimate to be happening in the site office.

I went to the toilet to check if there is any mark left on my neck but I could not trace anything.

I can still feel the kiss on my neck but I thought it would go away soon. So I forget about the kiss and whoever the kisser was and went back to work. I got the drawings that I needed and went to the photocopy machine.

I was having this feeling that she's gonna come back. And as I expected, while I was doing copies of drawings on the photocopy machine, I felt that she was creeping behind my back and caressing my neck again. This time, I couldn't help but to grab her and give her a SMACK!

So who is she?

I found this picture of her on the net!







This was what really happened.

I got a sting. Ouch! It was real painful. But I'm not sure what was it. I thought it was a spider because my friend got bitten by a spider on her thumb not too long ago and this whole "get bitten and turn into spiderman" thingy was still all over me.

I didn't realize this little creature was still on me when I went to the toilet to check on it. Then I felt it crawling on my neck again. So I grabbed it, slammed it on the floor and realized it was a mud/paper wasp.

I got a little first aid treatment of antiseptic spray on my neck. It was a little swollen and my colleague advised me to rub some ice on it every now and then.

The sore went on for another 2 hours before I could get back to work properly again.


So here's a message to my little friend:

FUCK YOU AND HOPE YOU GOT BURNED IN HELL!