Like usual, I checked my emails and started organizing my work of the day. I was working on marking up drawings to As Constructed status so I would need to find the relevant drawings and make copies of them.
While looking through the drawings folder, I felt a kiss on my neck. She gave me a love bite and it happened so fast I couldn't see where had gone right after.
I'm still stunned.
This is too intimate to be happening in the site office.
I went to the toilet to check if there is any mark left on my neck but I could not trace anything.
I can still feel the kiss on my neck but I thought it would go away soon. So I forget about the kiss and whoever the kisser was and went back to work. I got the drawings that I needed and went to the photocopy machine.
I was having this feeling that she's gonna come back. And as I expected, while I was doing copies of drawings on the photocopy machine, I felt that she was creeping behind my back and caressing my neck again. This time, I couldn't help but to grab her and give her a SMACK!
So who is she?
I found this picture of her on the net!
This was what really happened.
I got a sting. Ouch! It was real painful. But I'm not sure what was it. I thought it was a spider because my friend got bitten by a spider on her thumb not too long ago and this whole "get bitten and turn into spiderman" thingy was still all over me.
I didn't realize this little creature was still on me when I went to the toilet to check on it. Then I felt it crawling on my neck again. So I grabbed it, slammed it on the floor and realized it was a mud/paper wasp.
I got a little first aid treatment of antiseptic spray on my neck. It was a little swollen and my colleague advised me to rub some ice on it every now and then.
The sore went on for another 2 hours before I could get back to work properly again.
So here's a message to my little friend:
FUCK YOU AND HOPE YOU GOT BURNED IN HELL!
